While I have this opportunity before the frenzy of Speedweeks begins, and well before all of the fortunate fans with tickets head to Bristol in the spring, may I borrow the back of your brain?

I just want to quickly plant a few seeds in it, and I will return it to you unscathed. In fact, it will be in better condition than when you were kind enough to let me gently handle it.

Sometimes the addition of just three small mental seeds can get lovely vines growing that will improve the inner landscape of a mind dramatically. I have seen it happen.

You might be hesitant to allow the redheaded woman before you to reach into such a delicate and important part of your body, and plant something in it, but I assure you I will not harm you in any way. I am not a brain surgeon, but I am a qualified sower of mental seeds.