Cheryl Walker, or the ‘CAW’ half of ‘CawsnJaws’, has been calling for a ‘NASCAR Hottie Calendar’, made up with pictures of NASCAR’s hottest men, for nearly four years now.

This is Joshua Walker’s, (JAW’s) commentary on the issue of NASCAR’s Hotties, from a strictly male point-of-view.

We all know that many NASCAR drivers are considered some of the hottest athletes around. But what about the Hottie Factor for the women of NASCAR? You don’t have to look far to find some of the sexiest women in NASCAR, as they are right next to the drivers. (One of these days they may be both.)

I used a ‘Hottie Fire Scale’ to rate these beautiful women. If any of these hotties are no longer with their designated men, they are welcome to contact me at any time. I promise to appreciate them completely.

1. Adrienne Groce, Jon Wood’s girlfriend.

Adrienne easily scores a 6.9 on my Fire Scale. She is artistic and athletic with the spirit of a race fan. Jon is always happy off and on the track.

2. Nicole Biffle, Greg Biffle’s wife.

With a score of 7.3 out of 10 on my Fire Scale Nicole can really show us guys how unique NASCAR wives can be. A tall mysterious brunette can steal away the heart of any race fan. Biffle always has a smile with her around.

3. Amanda Prince, Elliott Sadler’s girlfriend

Cute will get you a 7.4 on my Fire Scale. I can’t find many other girls cuter than her. Elliott’s luck is on fire with her around.

4. Kristin Buntain, Denny Hamlin’s fiancée

All I can say is 7.5 on my Fire Scale. Blond bombshell relates to many women and Kristen fits right in with them. Denny always has her in victory lane.

5. Stephanie Hamilton, Bobby Hamilton Jr.’s wife

Stephanie flames the Fire Scale at 7.7. She has fire resistant clothes on all the time because she is one of NASCAR’s hottest girls. Even after a crash Bobby Hamilton Jr. can have a half-smile with her around.

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In July of 2004 I was inspired to state my opinion that a ‘NASCAR Driver Hottie Calendar’ ought to be published. I even suggested the twelve drivers that at that time I thought would be the perfect personalities to pictorially grace each month of such a calendar. Female NASCAR fans from all over loved the idea, and sent me their suggestions as well. Response was so great that I followed up with a ‘NASCAR Crew Chief Hottie Calendar’. The idea of this, too, was warmly received by my sister NASCAR fans.

We were all united in our thinking that if such a calendar were for sale, we would all be in line to buy it. We were, and, I’m sure, still are smart enough to know that NASCAR would never permit anything published that was too erotic or steamy. But consider these PG-13 rated possibilities: a picture of one of our favorite racing warriors in an unbuttoned soft flannel shirt and well-worn jeans on the porch of a quiet cabin in the woods; another of a driver in swimming trunks, lounging underneath a palm tree; or perhaps one of a driver working up a sweat in a gym. Enough skin to make estrogen levels soar, but not enough to break any NASCAR drivers’ rules of propriety. I would bet my Jeff Gordon-holding-a-Pepsi standup that such a calendar would sell like… hotcakes.

Here is my updated list of drivers or crew chiefs that would be perfect for a twelve-month calendar, in no particular order. Everyone is welcome to post their choices as well. Who knows? Perhaps we may finally talk someone into publishing it.

Juan Pablo Montoya: This thirty-two year-old Columbian has dark eyes that sometimes blaze with passion, sometimes twinkle with wicked humor. I imagine him in a photo with the lush vegetation of his native country behind him, with a face suggesting that he’d love to show you around.

Kyle Petty: He’s tall and lanky, and who doesn’t wonder what that ponytail looks like unfurled? We all know he’s passionate, and even has a bit of a temper. A photo of him on his bike, perhaps?

Dale Jarrett: Perhaps the younger women don’t appreciate the graying hair and mature face that this former champion now boasts, but there are those among us who believe those things can be incredibly fetching, especially when matched with a strong and stable personality. I can imagine a picture of him stoking a fireplace, on a dark and stormy night.

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