Aw geez. Don’t tell me they’re back.

As the ‘commercial record keeper’ of the races, I do not miss any of them, good or bad. Some ads are fun to live through over and over again (for example, Michael Waltrip’s NAPA commercials). Some are okay for the first dozen times, then really lose their luster. Some are offensive from the get-go.

Some commercials should not exist at all, except in the very latest hours of the night, or the earliest hours of the morning. Another words, when the majority of people are sleeping, most notable the children. I lump feminine hygiene, contraceptive, and erectile dysfunction aides all together in one ‘oh-please-let’s-not-publicly-discuss-this’ category.

I was so dismayed to hear the distinctive ‘boop boop boop’ song begin, as I realized I was going to have to record the ‘Viva Viagra’ advertisement as part of the commercial line up for the Daytona 500. I am not a prude but believe these ads should not be on, except in the hours mentioned above. I don’t even have any small children in my home, yet it still disturbs me. I can only imagine the creative answers some parents have had to come up with when their six year-olds ask what Viagra is for as the commercials blare on the TV.

The sad thing is this probably signals that more of them are on their way, even the ones that are not prescribed medications, but ones only meant to swindle men out of their hard-earned dollars. If ‘Viva Viagra’ has arrived, ‘Smilin’ Bob’ and all the rest can’t be far behind.

Before anyone emails me, yes, I know that Viagra, Enzyte, and others have sponsored cars in NASCAR. It is one thing, though, to see that car whiz by at 200 mph, and another to have to endure 30 or 60 seconds of in-your-face advertising splashed across my TV screen.

The Viagra ad only ran once during the Daytona 500, and I am sure that someone somewhere is patiently waiting to see if there is a backlash.

I hope I am not the first to complain. I hope I am not the last. I hope those who are offended speak up, and loudly, right away.