1.Stay away from most racing message boards, so that my eyebrows and eyelashes don't get singed from reading posts that very colorfully say, 'Aw come ON…!'

2.Feel great empathy for all of the chiropractors out there who will be working on all of those necks that snap sideways, when their owners turn to yell at their companions, 'Aw come ON…!'

3.Feel great empathy for all of the No. 48 team fans with sore throats that have gone hoarse exclaiming, 'Aw come ON…! How can you fix a race with 43 cars in it?'

4.Make a suggestion to Home Depot executives that they ought to begin an advertising campaign that says, 'Aw come ON…! Come on in where nothing is fixed except our desire to help you with your home improvement needs'

5.Make a suggestion to Lowe's Home Improvement executives that they begin an advertising campaign that says, 'Aw come ON…! Even sore losers can find their best deals at Lowe's'

6.Feel relieved that there are no sports editors in any newspaper or magazine who would permit any of their racing columnists to title an article, 'Aw come ON…!'

7.Wince at the articles that will show up on the internet that are titled, 'Aw come ON…!'

8.Chuckle at the scores of disappointed fans who will wait for post-race inspection results with their fingers and toes so tightly crossed that they get stuck that way, muttering 'Aw come ON…! Find something already!' under their breath.

9.Cringe at the overbearing fans that spend the next week telling everyone they meet, 'Aw come ON…! Jimmie is the absolute MASTER of Lowe's! There was NO DOUBT about it! He's da Lowe's MAN!!!!!'

10.Laugh out loud at the fans that say, 'Aw come ON…! I am never going to watch a NASCAR race again!' ...knowing full well they will so.